|| => 96 %
||3134 (SN-ø: 108)
||Dont stick your finger in there
||Dont play with it, you will break it
||See tip #1 and #2 stupid
||"When dogma enters the brain, all intellectual activity ceases" --
Robert Anton Wilson
Evolution doesn´t take prisoners.
The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
When the naive man admits his naiveté, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
Oh, fuck! You did it just like I told you to!
If you were everyone but one person I would listen to everyone else.
Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
It´s an Elder Thing -- you wouldn´t understand.
Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
If it weren´t for lawyers, I think we could have invented a universal symbolic representation of reality.
The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Cynicisms is the antidote for stupidity.
Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
Liberals don´t believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they´re entitled to everything they´ve stolen.
A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged. A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
Question Authority -- and the authorities will question you.
The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
You can´t lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...