ShortNews
+ + + 3 BRANDNEW NewsTickers for your Website! + + + easy configurable in less than 1 Minute + + + GET'EM NOW! + + +

   Home | Join | Submit News | MyShortNews | HighScores | FAQ'S | Forums Chat | 1 Users Online   
   
                 04/19/2014 11:25 AM  
  ShortNews Search
search all Channels
RSS feeds
   Top News Science
Global Warming Not Due to Natural Factors, Expert Says
Study: Junk Food Doesn´t Only Make You Fat, It Makes You Lazy
Study: E-Cigarettes Affect Body Similar to Cigarette Smoke
more News
out of this Channel...
  ShortNews User Poll
Do you think marriages between same-sex couples should be legally recognized?
  Latest Events
04/19/2014 04:50 AM
Lurker receives 20 Points for Comment about 'Louisiana Upholds Ban on Oral Sex'
04/18/2014 10:09 PM
coronado receives 20 Points for very good Assessment of 'Florida Man Named Edward Cocaine Arrested on Drug Possession Charges'
04/18/2014 09:08 PM
coronado receives 20 Points for very good Assessment of 'US Airways Apologizes for Accidental Pornographic Tweet'
04/18/2014 03:40 PM
coronado receives 20 Points for very good Assessment of 'US Airways Apologizes for Accidental Pornographic Tweet'
04/18/2014 03:39 PM
coronado receives 20 Points for very good Assessment of 'Hustler Magazine Sent to Every Congressional Office Since 1983'
04/18/2014 03:33 PM
coronado receives 20 Points for very good Assessment of 'Hustler Magazine Sent to Every Congressional Office Since 1983'
04/18/2014 03:27 PM
coronado receives 20 Points for very good Assessment of 'Louisiana Upholds Ban on Oral Sex'
04/18/2014 03:25 PM
coronado receives 20 Points for very good Assessment of 'Florida Man Named Edward Cocaine Arrested on Drug Possession Charges'
04/18/2014 03:25 PM
coronado receives 20 Points for very good Assessment of 'Maine: 10th-Grader Arrested for Having Squirt Gun'
04/18/2014 12:30 PM
coronado receives 100 Points for News Submission of 'Hustler Magazine Sent to Every Congressional Office Since 1983'
  2.096 Visits   2 Assessments  Show users who Rated this:
Quality:Very Good
Back to Overview  
07/21/2011 01:25 AM ID: 90177 Permalink   

Scientists Discover Subatomic Particle

 

Physicists working at the Fermilab Tevatron particle collider in Illinois have discovered a heavier relative of the neutron that they´re calling the neutral Xi-sub-b.

Smashing atoms produced the neutral Xi-sub-b, which lasted just an instant before decaying into lighter particles. Such particles are discovered by racing larger particles around a 4-mile ring at near light speed.

The Standard Model predicted the existance of neutral Xi-sub-b, but the Fermilab experiment is the first time the particle has been observed firsthand. The particle joins the three-quark baryon family which also includes protons and neutrons.

 
  Source: www.livescience.com  
    WebReporter: Ben_Reilly Show Calling Card      
  Recommendation:  
ASSESS this news: BLOCK this news. Reason:
   
  11 Comments
  
  I met the Baryon family once.  
 
Nice folks. Kids are kinda crazy but that´s how it is with leptons these days.
 
  by: VermiciousG     07/21/2011 03:09 AM     
  Wait a sec...  
 
Who gives a crap about Xi-sub-b?! After nanoseconds it was obsolete due to the even smaller particles! Stupid self-deprecating subatomic particle...

[ edited by treyjazz ]
 
  by: treyjazz   07/21/2011 10:55 AM     
  @treyjazz  
 
The importance is, at the moment, not in the particle itself, but in the fact that it exists. This is true of many particles we´ve found.

The Standard Model of Particle Physics is a theory of particle(both mass and energy) behavior and composition. A number of particles are currently predicted by it, but have yet to be found. Finding a Xi baryon gives greater confirmation of The Standard Model.

[ edited by zyste ]
 
  by: zyste     07/22/2011 08:30 PM     
  Atom walks into a bar  
 
... says, "I think I´ve lost one of my electrons!"

Bartender says, "Are you sure?"

Atom says, "I´m positive!"
 
  by: Ben_Reilly     07/22/2011 08:50 PM     
  @Ben  
 
"just a beer"
He replies
"What´ll you have?"
and says
The bartender looks at him
he sits down
Head to the bartender and
A tachyon walks into a bar
 
  by: zyste     07/23/2011 10:44 PM     
  @zyste  
 
I´d never heard that, that´s hilarious! :)

Another physics joke:

Heisenberg gets stopped by a police car.

Officer says, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know where I am."
 
  by: Ben_Reilly     07/23/2011 10:55 PM     
  LOL  
 
I´m hearing a Sheldon Cooper laugh.
 
  by: Lurker     07/23/2011 11:17 PM     
  I need a punchline  
 
Erwin Schrödinger walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Erwin, What´s with the dead cat?"


Come on. There´s got to be a joke in there.
 
  by: VermiciousG     07/23/2011 11:32 PM     
  @ben  
 
Haha. Love that one. The other version of that joke has Schrodinger in the car as well.

After talking to Heisenberg, the officer decides to search the car and finds a dead cat in the trunk. He comes back around and says "Do you realize you have a dead cat in the trunk?!"
Schrodinger replies, "well, I do NOW."
 
  by: zyste     07/24/2011 05:27 PM     
  Bada boom  
 
A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
 
  by: Lurker     07/24/2011 06:12 PM     
  @zyste  
 
LOL! Thanks for that.
 
  by: VermiciousG     07/24/2011 06:43 PM     
 
 
Copyright ©2014 ShortNews GmbH & Co. KG, Contact: info@shortnews.com