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12/26/2005 08:50 PM ID: 51939 Permalink   

3 Needles in Senior Russian's Brain

 

A 67-year-old male patient, complaining of headaches in the Russian city of Yekaterinburg, found three needles in his brain after an X-ray.

Local doctors prefered not to remove the needles. The the head of the neurosurgical department was quoted: "It is true, there are alien bodies. But you have been living with them already and you should not pay attention to them No surgery is needed."

Doctors stated that as a rule, people killed unwanted babies by pushing needles inside their heads as it was hard to prove that the baby was murdered. The patient claimed that: "he was raised in a loving family and this could not be the case."

 
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  Not abortion  
 
"It is true, there are alien bodies."
Aliens! They finished their anal probings and moved to nasal!
 
  by: Syoware   12/27/2005 02:16 AM     
  I loved this part...  
 
The patient claimed that: "he was raised in a loving family and this could not be the case."
 
  by: Reporter ©     12/27/2005 04:40 AM     
  comically misformulated  
 
"...pains in Ekaterinburg?"
 
  by: kremens     12/27/2005 07:07 PM     
  Yeah  
 
That place name is not correct Ekaterinburg, is where the English embassy is.
 
  by: si182uk   12/28/2005 08:25 PM     
  Oops  
 
never mind I was getting mixed up with names
 
  by: si182uk   12/28/2005 08:29 PM     
  Why make my own when I can have then generated?  
 
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/...

Harry Potter and the Executioner of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Elixir of Ravenclaw
Harry Potter and the Marvelous Dreams
Harry Potter and the Bone Immortality
Harry Potter and the Bone of Ravenclaw
Harry Potter and the Cape of the Giant

THough a lot of the title seem more suited for a Charlie Bone story than a Harry Potter.
 
  by: jaded fox     12/29/2005 02:50 AM     
  My bad. Wrong thread.  
 
Nothing to see.
 
  by: jaded fox     12/29/2005 02:51 AM     
 
 
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