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07/07/2016 03:29 PM ID: 102719 Permalink   

Olympic Water Infused with Super Bacteria


Olympic Officials have infused Olympic Athlete´s drinking water with Super Bacteria genetically engineered to grant Super Powers to the athletes.

It is unknown what mutations will occur as each athlete´s DNA and metabolism is different. The Bacteria have been modified to seek out an athletes best qualities and enhance them.

Nigerian sprinter Mutombo Origami, whose great great grand father invented the Japanese art of paper folding, has grown a third leg. When asked if it was helping with his race times he replied, "Yes, but the women are all afraid of me. I am so sad."

    WebReporter: valkyrie123 Show Calling Card      
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  Here´s a thought  
Given the monumental fraud, waste of money and venues destroyed by war in the last 25 years, pick two cities central on the globe. I´ll say Lillehammer Norway, because they already have facilities, and somewhere in central or Southern France because of its temperate climate. Both locations are also in stable democratic countries.

There, now we have two stable locations to hold the olympics in "Forever". No more Russian Oyligarcs [sic] stealing money. No more toxic venues that´ll kill all who participate. Two locations central to global travel and no more wasting of Billions of dollars.

Shoot me. I have an opinion.
  by: mcink2   07/08/2016 03:33 AM     
  I´ll conceed on the Winter Olympics but...  
the Summer Olympics should be where it all started, Greece. The marathon should be run on the original course. The Greek economy could sure use the boost.
  by: valkyrie123     07/08/2016 03:58 AM     
  That was my first choice  
But Greece can be to unstable
  by: mcink2   07/08/2016 04:23 AM     
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