Olympic Officials have infused Olympic Athlete´s drinking water with Super Bacteria genetically engineered to grant Super Powers to the athletes.
It is unknown what mutations will occur as each athlete´s DNA and metabolism is different. The Bacteria have been modified to seek out an athletes best qualities and enhance them.
Nigerian sprinter Mutombo Origami, whose great great grand father invented the Japanese art of paper folding, has grown a third leg. When asked if it was helping with his race times he replied, "Yes, but the women are all afraid of me. I am so sad."