A monkey uprising has occurred at a Brazilian bar after a rum swilling Capuchin acquired a large kitchen knife and proceeded to clear all the men out of the establishment.
One patron fought back screaming,"Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape! "Lt. Col. Saul Laurentino lead the assault to retake the bar and rescue the women. The monkey retreated to a rooftop where it threateningly stabbed the shingles.
Col. Laurnetino and his team captured the Capuchin alive with minimal casualties. Now authorities will decide on whether or not the offender will receive life imprisonment or banishment to the wild.