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06/04/2012 10:57 AM ID: 744930 Permalink   

Texas Family Finds Jesus in Their Bathroom

 

A Splendora, Texas family says there is a modly shaped resembling Jesus Christ that miraculously appeared in the shower of their bathroom.

The family told the press that the image is giving them strength. "Maybe it means something. Maybe look into yourself and see if you need to change something in your life," Cyanna Richards, who lives in the house, says.

Housemate Thomas George, who was recently released from prison, also believes the image looks like Jesus. "He´s just watching over us to make sure nothing wrong happens or I get in trouble and go back," he explained.

 
  Source: www.upi.com  
    WebReporter: edie Show Calling Card      
  Looks more  
  
like Captain Hook:

http://en.wikipedia.org/...
 
  by: fonzo   06/04/2012 01:35 PM     
  The shit people think  
  
#1 it is not jesus, it is SATAN


#2 it is MOLD it will kill you \


#3 people have their heads so far you the churches ass that they will believe anything but the truth

#4 Yeah its telling you something,
"GET THE BLEACH AND CLEAN YOUR BATHROOM"

[ edited by smgordon1259 ]
 
  by: smgordon1259   06/04/2012 02:23 PM     
  I could just..  
  
Imagine the conversation:
MOM!!! Jesus is hogging the bathroom again! And he forgot to flush! EW!!
 
  by: Allanthar     06/04/2012 06:08 PM     
  Can´t see Jesus  
  
But I can see a crude scream mask slowly evaporating (from the back):
http://bit.ly/...
 
  by: ConfusedWouldWe   06/05/2012 04:41 AM     
  Seriously, ... it looks more like  
  
our modern day take on the Grimm Reaper, to me....
 
  by: jeffillinois   06/05/2012 07:53 PM     
  Ooooh.... That explains it.  
  
Jesus is hiding in this guys bathroom. That explains why he hasn´t been in their churches for a long time.
 
  by: gbestwick   06/06/2012 02:43 AM     
  Last I saw him  
  
He was on the muffler of my 172.

That plane climbed as fast as a 182...
 
  by: mcink2   06/06/2012 11:36 PM     
  I just pushed this  
  
fecal paste out of my intestines, and I found Jesus!! What can it mean?

Oh wait, no, it´s just crap.
 
  by: H. W. Hutchins   06/07/2012 03:51 AM     
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