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  What if the Gulf Oil Leak is Unstoppable?  
  
What kind of preparations need to be made if the leak can´t be stopped? Could this be the trigger of 2012?
 
 From: valkyrie123     06/19/2010 07:29 PM     
  The imagination runs wild, doesn´t it?  
  
What if huge chunks of diamond started pouring out, so much that it more than pays for the money needed to pay for the cleanup? Do you let the well keep going or do you cap it?
 
  by: caution2     06/19/2010 09:06 PM     
  TheIronboard Will Stop It!  
  
1. Take the BP corporate HQ and drop it on top of the busted pipe.

2. Put a hydroelectic generator on top of the leak so we at least get some energy out of this perpetual disaster (ok, that´s not a solution but at least it reduces some pollution...)

3. take all the stupid jive politicians in Washington DC and all the corporation flunkies and shove the pipe up their butts.

4. use mind energy to wish it back to normal.

5. pray... a lot. I hear this ´God´ thing works once in awhile.

6. Ignore it! Don´t go to the Gulf! If you don´t see it, it doesn´t exist. This is the current White House strategy.

7. Nuke it like the Soviets nuked the leaking pipelines in Central Asia. Thanks, you Commies! Freaking geniuses. Yet more reasons the region is barely habitable (see: Aral Sea)

8. Drop an asteroid on the earth,resulting in our extinction. Yay! Problem solved.

9. Send James Cameron down there to make a film about it.

10. Build about 20 more wells around the leak and suck the area dry....



I don´t know diddley-squat about the science of Why They Can´t #%$(%% Stop the Leak so my suggestions might be completely out-of-the-question. All I do know is that having witch-hunts at this point does not solve the problem. BP be damned... later. Fix it and move on to the bill after desert.
 
  by: theironboard     06/19/2010 09:18 PM     
  rofl  
  
...I second number 3!!
 
  by: tuogh     06/19/2010 11:21 PM     
  Well.... I think number five will kinda just  
  
organically lead to number six...

BB
 
  by: bbeljefe     06/20/2010 06:48 AM     
  memories  
  
and crickets
 
  by: Lurker     11/24/2017 02:46 AM     
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